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w3k:

ilovemusicalyy:

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

caught:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

paranormal-paralegal:

sparklecryptid:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

People really get defensive about weather it’s super interesting

a-healthy-heather:

most important thing i’ve read today

pvwitch:

winelandcounty:

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

vichy:

vichy:

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it

gaynightray:

unpopular opinion but kids crying and freaking out is never funny. tricking them so they have a meltdown is not funny and youre literally evil to torture a child like that. and you should never upload pictures or videos of youre kids crying or getting upset and freakin out, no matter how old or “unacceptable” it is

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

some of you have never been propkilled in gmod and it shows. need to be humbled

Hold still.

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hollyblueagate:

the ONLY binary category we should be splitting ourselves us into is “graphite embedded in your skin from getting stabbed with a pencil in fourth grade” vs “leadless”

bpd-anz:

nbtomomo:

cheggerspartyquiz:

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

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